Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be IT professionals

A country-ass “IT professional” dad, Tommy Jordan, was shocked — shocked — that his teenage daughter posted something bitchy about her family to her friends on Facebook. So, taking a page from Dr. Spock, he took her laptop to a field and recorded a YouTube video of himself reading her post, responding to it, grounding her and then emptying his .45’s clip into said laptop for her — and we quote — “childish behavior.”

He then posted that video to her Facebook wall, from which she is grounded. (He said it was a message to her friends, who we’re sure will respond in equally mature fashion.)

That’ll teach her to be a teenager.

Since then,  “Mr.” Jordan has declined any and all interviews, saying that he can’t believe people would view what he publicly posted, respond and criticize him on television.

3 thoughts on “Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be IT professionals”

  1. This is 2 teenagers fighting on posting on Facebook and the other posting on YouTube, even my 3 year old can see that. Now Mr Tommy Jordan,posted this after the matter. stating what his daughter wants, she wants a digital CLR camera, she wants a .22 rifle ‘LIKE MINE

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