It’s time to catch-up. How did I do at my picks from last week?
Hit the jump to find out. Also, I’ll give a brief overview of the picks for this glorious month of bad movies.
For those that are interested, yours truly managed to go four for five at the Oscars this year!
That’s right, I’m a golden god of clairvoyance. It’d probably be a good idea to begin worshiping me. I called Best Supporting Actor, Best Animated Feature, Best Original Song and Best Picture, only missing Best Actress in a Leading Role. To be truthful, most of my picks were pretty much just lay-ups. Everyone and their narcoleptic cousin knew that The Artist would clean up at the awards this year. Also, no one in their right mind would lose anything to Rio, so picking “Man or Muppet” from The Muppets was a solid lock. Nonetheless, I still retain the fact that I’m a genius and I should be treated like the great king of intelligence that I am.
Now, onto other business. As it’s been tradition for so long, March will once again be the long and celebrated festival of March Morts, but there will be a slight twist this year. The movies selected will still be bad movies, and in fact, one is making the rounds as one of the worst of all time … but in a good way. This year’s morts aren’t mind-breakingly horrible, they just happen to be good candidates for a bad movie night.
But that’s not the twist.
The twist is that all the movies picked have crowd-sourced, whether they’ve been suggested by friends, coworkers or even family. That’s right, I didn’t come up with a single pick for this year, but I did review them. And lo, how they are stinky.