Good news, everybody! Researchers have discovered antibodies that keep HIV from evolving into full-blown AIDS.
As we all know, it’s not HIV that kills a person, but the multiplication of the virus that leaves the body unable to fight other infections, like the flu or jock itch. But, you can pretty much live with HIV for the rest of your life (however long that may be).
So, good-bye fear of AIDS! Hello, shared needles!*
*Disclaimer: The Guys don’t share needles without protection. We always inject ourselves through a condom.