Mayor misappropriates taxpayer funds, doesn’t misappropriate them enough

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: “Never half-ass something, full-ass it all the way.”

• If you’re going to get hit by a car, make sure you really get in the grill.
• If you’re going to cook a bird, don’t just stop at one tenderloin, bake the entire chicken.
• If you’re going to use taxpayer funds to build a statue of a giant mech suit, make sure the statue isn’t just a giant mech suit, but a working giant mech suit.