Meanwhile, in a small Colombian town

It was the perfect crime, if it wasn’t for the damn donkey.

Three alleged thieves in a tiny Colombian town had figured it all out. They stole Xavi, a 10-year-old donkey, which they would later load up with goods taken from a store in a late night raid. The only problem was that the donkey brayed several times, which alerted the local authorities. (We said it was a small town.)

The alleged banditos were caught with rum, oil, rice, cans of tuna and sardines. Xavi was detained by authorities for further questioning.