Men pay two-thirds more than women at bars

Judge Miriam Goldman Cedarbaum (a lady) ruled that Ladies’ Night is not discriminatory against men. She threw out a lawsuit in Manhattan’s federal court on the grounds “that nightclubs are not representatives of the state.”

Oh, really, your honor? Where do bars get their liquor licenses? And where are the state-owned liquor establishments?

Attorney Roy Den Hollander, whose case was thrown out, did not fail to notice the judge’s gender, either.

“He called the judge a feminist and said her dismissal of his lawsuit was consistent with the discrimination embedded in many of America’s institutions.”

When? When will men be free from discrimination? Probably never, because women are pigs.

2 thoughts on “Men pay two-thirds more than women at bars”

  1. That picture is misleading because it makes us think that the cherry is actually hers. Anyways, I have always been against ladies’ night, expecially since Brand New pointed out to me that all the girls drink for free. When do I get a cocktail?

  2. 1) that picture caption made me wonder why guys who crave a “stiff one” are hanging out at bars during ladies night.

    2) @brian: heh heh heh. you said “cocktail.”

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