You know, when you see a headline that reads “Wild turkey sends Maine motorcyclist to hospital,” you’re expecting another Booze News story. In this case however, an actual wild turkey was the cause of a crash. Silly for us to even think that it was the whiskey, when we all know that whiskey has never caused any problems or serious accidents.
This folks, means the animals can read and are trying to fool us into thinking that booze is the cause of our problems, and not these uncooked Thanksgiving dinners.