As we’ve been telling you for years, those crazy scientist bastards are hellbent on not just saving the animals, but bringing back ones we defeated thousands of years ago. Scientists are now saying that they think they could clone a woolly mammoth within five years.
They’re not just talking hypothetically this time, they’re for real. Well-preserved mammoth bone marrow found in Siberia will be used to replace the nuclei of an elephant egg, then plant the embryo in an elephant womb to deliver the unholy aberration.
This blog supports the endeavor, so long as we get to taste the meat.