Parents at Edgewater Elementary School, Florida, are mad as hell and they are not going to take it from a six-year-old first grader anymore!
The contentious little girl has a severe peanut allergy and refuses to not attend her taxpayer-funded public school. This decision has resulted in her classmates having to take special precautions so that she doesn’t die or have an equally-melodramatic anaphylactic incident.
The parents of other students want her gone because their children are now expected to:
- Wash their hands before school and after lunch.
- Rinse their mouths after eating.
Yes, basic sanitary practices would offend Floridians.
So a. the other students are getting too handy with her
b. the other students are getting too mouthy with her.