Never bring a genital to a bat fight

Note to ambitious streakers out there: There’s a time and a place for running around in the buff and that place is not an Australian cricket match and that time is not when all-star Andy Symonds is on the field. Hey, it could have been much worse—did you see the size of that guy’s bat?

(Link probably Not Safe For Work–a picture of a dude’s butt will do that)