Never prematurely drop anchor

We know how it is, you’re going to see, so it’s time to bend an elbow like a true sailor.

We are totally OK with that. Being pirate enthusiasts (check out our Sept. 19 posts–any year) we are all for drinking on board a ship, plus a little anarchy. However, it may be ill-advised to drop the anchor on your cruise ship as it is churning through the sea. Not for some sort of safety issue or anything like that, but it could kill the propeller, and then how would you reach land to pillage more rum?

See, this is why pirates always used sails.

(A+A via Consumerist)