Travesty!
Horror!
Shock!
In a move that is clearly unjust and just … just … mean, JK Rowling has been turned down for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. The indignity! Didn’t the former presidential office of the United States of America realize just how much of an American treasure that this British woman is? Clearly not.
Sadly, she only has her buckets and buckets of millions to console herself with.