Muslim countries are not typically known for their love of dancing, that title is normally reserved for Western countries with access to drugs that make it possible for everyone to dance. However, the Swiss are tired of the minuets, and are in fact proposing a ban of the 17th century music and the dance that accompanies it.
What’s more mysterious than why the Swiss suddenly don’t want any new minuets written is why this is apparently going to cause tensions with Muslim countries. They claim that minuets could “serve the interests of extremist circles.”
This means that al Qaeda members may now be more easily spotted. Watch out for the powdered wigs.