We don’t want to start a panic, so we’re going to lead off by saying that the issue has been resolved. Got it?
THERE WAS A CRAZY EMU RUNNING THROUGH TOWN!!! And by town, we mean West Greenwich, Rhode Island, which is not quite the emu’s natural habitat, unless it thrived on beer cans scattered by the side of the road. Apparently, the emu broke out of its cell–er, pen, and ran crazy through town, causing one resident to call 911 and report a “big chicken” running around. Yes, they really said that.
Luckily, the escapee was brought in by the local animal control and an average Joe everyday hero. Who knows how many lives they saved that day?