Not Putin the stones to gymnast

Contrary to Wednesday’s report, Vladimir Putin denied secretly (apparently the former KGB agent forgot what “secret” means) divorcing his wife and marrying a 24-year-old Olympic gymnast.  This blog guesses that it’s not that good to be the king president.

In completely unrelated news, SeriouslyGuy Chris “Chugs” Taylor has vanished.  We’re certain he won’t not show up in Siberia.