Of course it’s someone else’s fault

As stereotypes go, Canada doesn’t really have a very bad one. They’re generally regarded as a nice, wholesome group of people that are pleasant rather than acerbic. Of course, there’s always an exception to the rule.

Right now, that exception is Gabriella Nagy.

In 2007, Nagy was allegedly in the midst of a tryst-with someone other than her husband. Nnnnh. Mind you, this more or less had the kibosh put on it because of a cell phone bill. Rogers, one of the largest telecommunications companies in the Great White North, and the cellular provider for Nagy and her husband, consolidated the bills for the house (her cellphone bill was separate from the rest of the family communication bills)-which her husband got ahold of. And subsequently saw several hour long phone calls to the third party.

Nnnnh.

In a move that we can only classify as “love justice,” the husband left Gabriella. She is now suing Rogers for the sum of six hundred grand because the affair being revealed ultimately caused her to lose her job.

“It was a mistake,” she said of the affair. “But I didn’t deserve to lose my life over it.”

Sure thing darling. It can’t possibly be your fault. After all, it’s clearly Rogers’ fault that you stopped being a productive employee. Clearly.