Come one, come all, and come visit the fiery world of Toronto! Act fast, and you too can see what once was a propane depot, now a smoldering hole in the ground! Book now, and at no charge, we’ll schedule you with a “local’s experience”, allowing you to live like one of those that went through the explosion. Hurry, and you’ll be able to:
See the fireball!
Feel the explosion!
Hear the roar of the blast!
Breath in the wondrous and massive cloud of smoke!
Be evacuated on cramped buses like locals!
Be cut by exploding windows, even if you’re up to a mile away!
Witness what simply must be the handiwork of Michael Bay. Book now!