Don’t get us wrong: American racists are some of the finest racists in the world. Sure, Mel Gibson carries most of the team like Michael Vick in the Iditarod, but a ring is a ring, right? So, know that we’re not dissing our ignorant, homegrown bigots.
That said: When it comes to racism, there are racists, and then there are paranoid, delusional racists.
It takes a special level of irrational hatred to believe that the Hebrews next door are attacking your homeland with birds and fish. Not only is it absurd to think that anyone has that kind of Beastmaster control over animals, but that condor doesn’t even look Jewish.
I suspect fowl play.
(someone had to do it)
Shhh, don’t tell the people in Arkansas. We’re doing it over there too.
I’m not saying that Jewish people are like vultures, but I will say this: vultures, more often than not, have a long beak.
… goddammit, Chugs.
I hope you’re prepared to pay our legal defenses from the Vulture Anti-defamation League.