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Richard Hatch won the first “Survivor,” but can he survive the shower room of a federal prison? Find out for the next 51 months on CBS.

After 18 years, does anybody even watch it anymore?

This year’s guests include “authors Tom Wolfe, Gore Vidal, Michael Chabon and Jonathan Franzen.” This leads to the …

Question of the Day: What does a guest author sound like in voiceover?

I suspect suspiciously like Hank Azaria, but how would anyone know?

Wasn’t there a movie about this? If not, why?

That bleedin’ tosser must’ve said somethin’ ’bout ‘is mum.

Let’s hope the old Trashtalking Horse Defense holds up in court.

Luckily, they seem to scientifically go together.

Key quote: “The study, released in the journal Alcoholism, Clinical & Experimental Research, was conducted on drunken rats and showed a marked reduction in their blood-alcohol concentrations in the presence of nicotine, says NIH scientist Susan Maier.”

This blog has four potential volunteers to replace the drunken rats.

Yet further evidence that humans and apes share a common ancestor.

Question of the Day: How do you pronounce the last name “Fuchs?”

Where you don’t catch the fish, the fish catch you. There’s a big difference here. When the fish, at least off the coast of Bermuda, catch you, they seem to employ a catch-and-release policy.

Further evidence that fish taste way better than humans. This blog will go out on a limb and refuse to condone the eating of people.

Now that this silly little game will finally disappear from our cable services, let’s never speak of it again for two reasons:

1) Soccer is wholly and unequivocally not American.

2) Soccer has killed and will most likely kill again.

Yours truly may become obsessed with this show. Reports tomorrow on its addictiveness.

Pronouns and verbs were declared illegal in Australia earlier today.