Mrs. Smith goes to Washington

“In the opinion by Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the high court reversed the 9th Circuit decision by accepting Smith’s argument that federal courts have at least limited jurisdiction in certain probate issues.”

“In an odd legal alliance, the Bush administration sided with Smith in a supporting brief to protect federal jurisdiction in probate cases.”

The Supreme Court and President Bush agree: Anna Nicole Smith is supported and accepted in this nation, as are all gold diggers. I’ve never been prouder to be an American.

UPDATE: This article has spawned, much like the best fourteen months of Anna Nicole’s life, the Headline of the Day.