They might be our friends after all. Moral of the story: don’t wash your hands after you use the restroom.
Where the elected officials haven’t changed in 130 years. Neither have the voters.
Stay the heck away from Indiana and their Amish popping corn.
Homeland Security sure pulled a fast one on blue-state New York.
Rock trends are getting stranger and stranger these days.
Congratulations Milwaukee-you just lost your safe-driving record discounts.
All in all, I’d say this was a good day for most.
Sometimes, just sometimes, the press finds just the right source for a topic. This is one of those times.