How to pick up a girl …
… And then promptly be a new target for Internet embarrassment.
Venom who?
Attention, true believers: Stan Lee will be in Spider-Man 3.
Key quote: “I have a cameo in it, and I think it’s my best cameo,” said the 83-year-old Marvel Comics master. “That’s probably the high point of the movie. After that, you know, it’s all a letdown.”
That is all. As you were, nerds.
UPDATE: Tobey Maguire versus Topher Grace? Since when were comic books about geek fights?
Taking on a second job is a big responsibility
Especially when you have to end up busting yourself for prostitution.
UPDATE: At least she can say hi to her fellow comrades-in-arms.
First outsourcing took your jobs…
Then it took your sex.
Inappropriate Headline of the Day
Shotguns not included
It’s The Old Man and the Sea of Old Men Who Look Just Like Him. Next up: the Gertrude Stein bikini contest.
By the power of Puerto Rico …
If she can’t hold her own weight, can we count on her to perform the sacred duties of Miss Universe?
We digress: Is it fair to call her Miss Universe when Beta Centauri 6 did not enter a contestant?
Practical use for math
The first known of its kind. Now you can know how long it will take until your kids will start nagging. Brought to you by Scottish professors of mathematics who have too much time on their hands.
Porn only a minor problem update
Even Dakota Fanning cannot deny the Guys’ Serious influence on Hollywood. We’re power players now, baby.
When we reported that perverts face a shortage of child pornography, Fanning decided to “deliver the goods” to her biggest fans.
You sickos had better thank her understanding parents.