I have the greatest desire ever to go out and purchase a dune buggy now.
Always asking the tough questions.
Make sure you have your own ideas before writing!
And quit pumping out the teeny-bopper drivel, anyway! Sheesh.
I still think that I could take him in a Nerf gun battle.
Mr. T. Reality show. Jibba-jabba totally quitted. I’m down for it.
And for your viewing pleasure:
MR. T POPS AND LOCKS LIKE NOBODY’S FOO’!
It could’ve been worse, I suppose.
I know it was you, Damon. You broke our hearts.
Do not pass the Mushroom Kingdom. Do not collect 10 rupees.
“In the opinion by Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the high court reversed the 9th Circuit decision by accepting Smith’s argument that federal courts have at least limited jurisdiction in certain probate issues.”
“In an odd legal alliance, the Bush administration sided with Smith in a supporting brief to protect federal jurisdiction in probate cases.”
The Supreme Court and President Bush agree: Anna Nicole Smith is supported and accepted in this nation, as are all gold diggers. I’ve never been prouder to be an American.
UPDATE: This article has spawned, much like the best fourteen months of Anna Nicole’s life, the Headline of the Day.
I’ve waited my entire life for fully consequence-free lovin’ (baby-free, anyway). Let’s get the ball rolling, FDA!
What I meant was, men and women should share responsibility regarding birth control as meaningful partners.