As it turns out, being fat might be bad for your health.
However, doctors say being a chubby chaser keeps you in excellent shape.
As it turns out, being fat might be bad for your health.
However, doctors say being a chubby chaser keeps you in excellent shape.
This should definitely improve the treatment of Wal-Mart employees.
First store policy change: all dresses must reach no more than two (2) inches above the knee when sitting.
Fifteen years and several new hairs later, he will tell shrouded women he was named for something else entirely.
Leaving old stickers on your car is one thing, those are tough to get off, but this is going a little far. Even for Nader.
It would appear that abusing the 9-1-1 system was not a thought in her head at all. What was? Abusing a deputy.
Lance Armstrong: taking it to the French and proving that just because you have one ball doesn’t make you less of a man.
Enough about politics, war, the economy and so on, it’s time for the news that really matters.
It has come to this blog’s attention that many of you dear, misinformed readers believe we’ve been at the news game for 5 months. In truth, we have always been THE source for the inane, bizzare, and typographically-erroneous since the early days of papyrus and clay tablets. Heck, we’re tougher and farther-reaching than Opus Dei, the Knights Templar, and Red Cross combined.
To remedy this grievous misconception, we present a new feature: From the SeriouslyGuys Vault.
Saterday, July 17, 1790
Mercantilifm Enventor cashed out
Adam Smythe, who changed Wyrlde Economicks with His Booke, The Welthe of Nations, dyed. His Remaines were shipped to England for finale procefing.
Sunday, July 17, 1938
Headline of the Day (and maybe Century)
Aviation nincompoop Douglas “Wrong Way” Corrigan missed California by almost 6,000 miles!
Thursday, July 17, 1952
Attention Germans
We decoded this message on our original 1890 Ouija board:
“Deutchlund, rejoice! The Beachjogger is born, who shall arrive in spoken chariot to redeem your culture from the dark days of world war and division.”
If the Big Guy sends one of those Japanese steakhouse chefs, too, then maybe they’ll all sit at the same table.