You’ve got to hand it to the Aussies, they know how to disperse a crowd. It worked when we tried it on Manuel Noriega, too. The blog thinks it might also incite a riot.
Key quote: “But some people living near the park are less than enthralled. They say the barrage of ‘Copacabana,’ ‘Could It Be Magic’ and ‘Que Sera Sera,’ blasting from 9 p.m. to midnight every Friday, Saturday and Sunday is driving them crazy.”
The world, in this blog’s unqualified opinion, would be a better place if more politicians were potty mouths.
By “better place,” we mean “more entertaining.”
Katrina apparently knocked some spirituality into Mr. T as well. Somewhere the rest of the A-Team is crying though.
Key Quote: “Yes, I am qualified to beat people up. But I am pretty intelligent.”
In Alaska, the gubernatorial race has taken a few strange turns. There is now a golden retriever in the race. The dog’s name is Brinkley, and Brinkley’s owner needs a hobby.
And yes, this really is a real story.
Pun time:
–There’s one candidate who’s sure to fetch a lot of votes.
–Talk about wagging the dog.
–When Brinkley sees pork politics, he screams, IT’S BACON!
–Bet on this dog in the race.
–This is one dogged campaign.
I suppose that I have no scruples. The Sci-Fi Channel has the entire pilot for The Amazing Screw-On Head on its website. Get at least halfway through the show, and it’s pure money. After watching it today, I wholeheartedly support the show, as David Hyde Pierce is a show stealer. And a zombie.
Coincidentally enough, it’s not too different of a role from what he played in Frasier.
Mommy, can I not go to school today? I have one vicious hangover. Apparently the words “after school special” mean something different to these kids.
Key Quote: “CHILDREN as young as eight are turning up at school with hangovers.”
Well look who finally decided to show up? Way to be on the cutting edge, Microsoft.
Surveys are saying more Americans plan to vote for Democrats in the fall. Then again, that is until the Democratic Party implodes itself for the millionth time.
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(On phone) “Yeah, I’d like the special on Jack Daniel’s. Does that come with ice?”
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