Too bad that the shirt kind of bites.
Taking a swim in Poland just became 30% hygenically cleaner.
SG in-joke: We definitely know someone that does NOT need to be taking a dip there.
They’re already done with Samuel L. Jackson, now they’re after our nation’s kittens.
Key quote: “When I picked it up with my gloves, it started wrapping around my arm, and I was like, ‘Oohhh, that’s a strong snake.'”
How to get a-head in life: crash into a pick-up truck. *rimshot*
Hooters feels bad for selling champagne to FEMA card holders.
The big question is if the D.o.D. will consider a soldier worth the cost.