This press conference is why Matt Stone and Trey Parker deserve your praise, idolization, and virgin daughters (I plan to have three, so we can each have one).
Key quote: “Stone said they dodged the news media back in May when the ‘Trapped’ episode was scrubbed because ‘you didn’t want to be in a headline with him and start getting that Tom Cruise stink on you,’ even though they were on the other side of the argument.”
This horse only won the first leg (heh) of the Triple Crown. For those playing at home, that means he lost. Even Meat Loaf agrees with me. Why they’re trying so hard to save this loser is beyond me: fragile studs make fragile offspring, and this sport ain’t NASCAR.
Rant aside, The Horse Who Lived dodged the reaper again, so the bidding war continues.
They might be our friends after all. Moral of the story: don’t wash your hands after you use the restroom.
Police said D.C. crime is rampant. Said D.C. journalists, “We know that.”
Where the elected officials haven’t changed in 130 years. Neither have the voters.
Stay the heck away from Indiana and their Amish popping corn.
Homeland Security sure pulled a fast one on blue-state New York.
Rock trends are getting stranger and stranger these days.
Congratulations Milwaukee-you just lost your safe-driving record discounts.
Who needs the Wu Tang Clan? Prehistoric Australia ain’t nuttin’ ta f wit’.
Of course, this news piece also gives new insight into the cad that was Donald Duck.
