If you haven’t bought an Xbox 360 yet…

…there’s no reason to buy one now.

After consumers have held out patiently for new (and better) games, Microsoft presents the same old crap we hated in the 80s. Nobody played “Frogger” and thought, “Man, gaming can never be better than this.”

Consequently, this blog predicts a fast-paced pop punk cover of “Pac Man Fever.”