In this day and age, if you’re the bearer of military-themed fashionable clothing accessories, you might want to travel by bus or train instead of the friendly skies.
Ever wonder how your mayor gets so much done in a day?
Nothing is more poetic than dead children.
Is it a slow news day or what?
Later today on Forbes.com, how often should you water your plants?
Too bad that the shirt kind of bites.
Taking a swim in Poland just became 30% hygenically cleaner.
SG in-joke: We definitely know someone that does NOT need to be taking a dip there.
They’re already done with Samuel L. Jackson, now they’re after our nation’s kittens.
Key quote: “When I picked it up with my gloves, it started wrapping around my arm, and I was like, ‘Oohhh, that’s a strong snake.'”
How to get a-head in life: crash into a pick-up truck. *rimshot*