Can I get a whoop-whoop?
Today’s headline is brought to you by the 1950s. That’s The 1950s: no fun wars in Europe, but no hippies, neither.
Other diseases expected to become retro chic in London’s fashion district: dysentery, bubonic plague, rickets, and lumbago.
Attention New Yorkers
You guys are the most creative attempted murderers in the country.
Side note: YIKES!
Corporate shill of the day
We at SeriouslyGuys are not above shilling for products whose origins arise from big business, especially if said products are something that we would totally love to have; however, we sure would like a little bit of something from said free endorsements, ya dig?
And a reminder: Talk Like a Pirate Day is 75 days away from today. Mark your calendars NOW!
Headline Pun of the Day
We’ve covered this story already, but this blog is a sucker for jokes about genitalia.
Non-misleading Headline of the Day
Russian President Vladimir Putin is all about the youth of his country.
Light summertime reading
I laughed; I cried; I shot 32 of my peers.
Perhaps we should start a SeriouslyGuys Book Club? Let us know with comments!
SeriouslyGuys: out-Oprahing Oprah, 5 days a week.
Stop me before I clean your house
When it comes to Hollywood rehab, Ashley Judd is a sissy.
Warning: Be prepared to endure sap, sentiment, and Judd family anecdotes in the linked article. Proceed at your own risk.
Baby Boomer Bush
Here at SG, we try to not get into politics, as we’re a fairly moderate and non-partisan group of individuals (for the most part); however, prepare to be both silenced and utter a collective “Oh kittens, Dick!” when he aces all the tests.
Clairvoyance tells me as much. That and a six pack of Pete’s Wicked Ale.
Going up in the world-one way or another
How to seperate the masses from one another #3954776.