He’s apparently moved on to Enron-esque corporate crime.
Conservatives are waging a new war on abstracts: cancer cures for 11 to 12 year old girls.
Key quote: “‘This is not a communicable disease that would keep kids out of school like mumps or rubella,’ said Gerald Tirozzi, executive director of the National Assn. of Secondary School Principals, whose members include middle school and high school administrators” [emphasis mine].
Those NASA guys really are all doom and gloom, aren’t they?
It’s never too early to start campaigning, even for a not-so-crazy guy whose only government office was Village Trustee in Garrett, Illinois.
The dog, that is. Of course, so has been the career of Mr. Murphy. Transvestite hookers will get ya every time!
In China, soccer really is the hottest game around.
Because it’s about to come back up again.
Guaranteed to leave any middle school civics class (and this blog) in stitches.