Sen. Charles Grassley is going to make you his bitch. As if it wasn’t hard out here for you guys already.
New Orleans has a drag queen gang. That in itself is enough of a punchline.
The head of the suspects was almostsortofkindofmaybe quoted as saying “I’m the Rupaul of this place!”
Let’s just say that this guy’s name makes making a joke about this too easy.
The smile squad at NASA does it again.
Is it an attack, or is it a neighborly attempt at a high-speed car wash?
Axl Rose is hungry. Yeah, sorry about that pun in the headline.
Key quote: “He was deemed too intoxicated to be questioned right away.”
With SARS, Mad Cow, Bird Flu, and this, our entire nation will probably be dead by the end of August. Approximately.