Washington, D.Sea

SeriouslyGuys has contributors spanning from eastern shore of Maryland to the dismal swamps burning crosses sun-drenched lakes of Alabama. We’re nationwide.

Last night the D.C. area saw a rainfall nearly five times the century-standing record. Yours truly was in D.C. when it happened. Downed trees, mudslides and runoff on the sidewalks were all commonplace. The highlight was seeing a new Lexus attempt to cross standing water in one of those mini tunnels they have at some intersections.

Let’s just say the Lexus got the Katrina treatment.

UPDATE: Here’s an example.

PornoCon 2006!

I’m agnostic, but I strangely get a mental image of anyone looking back after leaving turning into salt. Or KY.

Key quote of the moment: “Christian groups are expected to picket the convention, with one group planning to distribute several thousand “Jesus Loves Porn Stars” Bibles.

Anyone that attends this event and gets me one of these bibles shall be financially rewarded for their efforts. No lie.

Burn one if you got ‘em

Thanks to some guy’s daddy issues, we may get a brand-spankin-new amendment to the Constitution.

Key quote: Mr. Wheeler says his father, a World War II veteran, would make him stand and sing ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ when the U.S. flag appeared as a test pattern after television broadcasts ended for the night [emphasis mine].

World Cup

For those of you who have not heard the news, the U.S. lost to Ghana yesterday, thus eliminating the team from the 2006 World Cup. Americans just don’t care about the game. There is no mourning going on nationwide.

The rest of the world, however, is very into the game of soccer, or “football”–what a silly word. In any case, the world is going nuts, and will probably continue to go nuts. We present to you the first in what will most likely be an ongoing series of examples of soccer madness:

Urinals in Leipzig, Germany–GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL!!!