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Is it an attack, or is it a neighborly attempt at a high-speed car wash?

Axl Rose is hungry. Yeah, sorry about that pun in the headline.

Key quote: “He was deemed too intoxicated to be questioned right away.”

What aren’t Bobby Brady and Chris Partridge telling us?

Boy George: I could, you know, put on a show. I’m a performer.

Judge: Yeah, I know. You know what would be super? Just rake some leaves.

With SARS, Mad Cow, Bird Flu, and this, our entire nation will probably be dead by the end of August. Approximately.

SeriouslyGuys has contributors spanning from eastern shore of Maryland to the dismal swamps burning crosses sun-drenched lakes of Alabama. We’re nationwide.

Last night the D.C. area saw a rainfall nearly five times the century-standing record. Yours truly was in D.C. when it happened. Downed trees, mudslides and runoff on the sidewalks were all commonplace. The highlight was seeing a new Lexus attempt to cross standing water in one of those mini tunnels they have at some intersections.

Let’s just say the Lexus got the Katrina treatment.

UPDATE: Here’s an example.

I’m agnostic, but I strangely get a mental image of anyone looking back after leaving turning into salt. Or KY.

Key quote of the moment: “Christian groups are expected to picket the convention, with one group planning to distribute several thousand “Jesus Loves Porn Stars” Bibles.“

Anyone that attends this event and gets me one of these bibles shall be financially rewarded for their efforts. No lie.

What will that zany guy come up with next?

My personal guess: “WMD … Weapons of Mass Destruction? Me? No no no. I thought you meant ‘Weapons of Mass Deliciousness.’ Yes, cookies for all the children.”

Thanks to some guy’s daddy issues, we may get a brand-spankin-new amendment to the Constitution.

Key quote: Mr. Wheeler says his father, a World War II veteran, would make him stand and sing ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ when the U.S. flag appeared as a test pattern after television broadcasts ended for the night [emphasis mine].

Go find a shoulder to cry on. Oh, that’s right, you don’t have any friends.

UPDATE: Maryland, where even the politicians are depressed.