SeriouslyGuys has contributors spanning from eastern shore of Maryland to the
dismal swamps burning crosses sun-drenched lakes of Alabama. We’re nationwide.
Last night the D.C. area saw a rainfall nearly five times the century-standing record. Yours truly was in D.C. when it happened. Downed trees, mudslides and runoff on the sidewalks were all commonplace. The highlight was seeing a new Lexus attempt to cross standing water in one of those mini tunnels they have at some intersections.
Let’s just say the Lexus got the Katrina treatment.
UPDATE: Here’s an example.
I’m agnostic, but I strangely get a mental image of anyone looking back after leaving turning into salt. Or KY.
Key quote of the moment: “Christian groups are expected to picket the convention, with one group planning to distribute several thousand “Jesus Loves Porn Stars” Bibles.“
Anyone that attends this event and gets me one of these bibles shall be financially rewarded for their efforts. No lie.
What will that zany guy come up with next?
My personal guess: “WMD … Weapons of Mass Destruction? Me? No no no. I thought you meant ‘Weapons of Mass Deliciousness.’ Yes, cookies for all the children.”
Thanks to some guy’s daddy issues, we may get a brand-spankin-new amendment to the Constitution.
Key quote: Mr. Wheeler says his father, a World War II veteran, would make him stand and sing ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ when the U.S. flag appeared as a test pattern after television broadcasts ended for the night [emphasis mine].
Go find a shoulder to cry on. Oh, that’s right, you don’t have any friends.
UPDATE: Maryland, where even the politicians are depressed.
Here at SeriouslyGuys, when nudists compete, you win.
For those of you who have not heard the news, the U.S. lost to Ghana yesterday, thus eliminating the team from the 2006 World Cup. Americans just don’t care about the game. There is no mourning going on nationwide.
The rest of the world, however, is very into the game of soccer, or “football”–what a silly word. In any case, the world is going nuts, and will probably continue to go nuts. We present to you the first in what will most likely be an ongoing series of examples of soccer madness:
Urinals in Leipzig, Germany–GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL!!!
In Soviet Disney, you don’t moon camera, camera moons you!
Catch the special report done by someone other than SeriouslyGuys tonight at 11!
Good news: no more migraines.
Bad news: magnets will probably cause brain tumors.
Indifferent news: migraines improve your sex drive.
I have no idea what to think.