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For those of you who have not heard the news, the U.S. lost to Ghana yesterday, thus eliminating the team from the 2006 World Cup. Americans just don’t care about the game. There is no mourning going on nationwide.

The rest of the world, however, is very into the game of soccer, or “football”–what a silly word. In any case, the world is going nuts, and will probably continue to go nuts. We present to you the first in what will most likely be an ongoing series of examples of soccer madness:

Urinals in Leipzig, Germany–GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL!!!

In Soviet Disney, you don’t moon camera, camera moons you!

Catch the special report done by someone other than SeriouslyGuys tonight at 11!

Good news: no more migraines.

Bad news: magnets will probably cause brain tumors.

Indifferent news: migraines improve your sex drive.

I have no idea what to think.

The keg line is putting in more lanes. Next they need a commuter line.

Hey! Check out Bill Frist’s boobs! They’re spectacular.

They told me those drugs I did in college wouldn’t affect me now.

The world loves a bad boy: Christian Slater in Heathers, Russell “Can you hear me now?!” Crowe and–of course–Kim Jong Il.

Maybe we can classify bad legislation as a mental disorder as well.