Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has always been outspoken, but this headline makes it sound like the NBA is out for genocide.
Buckle up for evacuation
In this day and age, if you’re the bearer of military-themed fashionable clothing accessories, you might want to travel by bus or train instead of the friendly skies.
Citizens of Bridgeport, Connecticut
Ever wonder how your mayor gets so much done in a day?
Alliterative Headline of the Day
Nothing is more poetic than dead children.
Breaking dietary news
Is it a slow news day or what?
Later today on Forbes.com, how often should you water your plants?
Save Screech’s house
Too bad that the shirt kind of bites.
Great! Thanks Poland!
Taking a swim in Poland just became 30% hygenically cleaner.
SG in-joke: We definitely know someone that does NOT need to be taking a dip there.
Great, thanks Norwegians
Now they’ve gone and jinxed the entire world.
Interesting side note: this blog snickers at the term “seed bank.”
Coming Soon: Snakes in an Apartment
They’re already done with Samuel L. Jackson, now they’re after our nation’s kittens.
Key quote: “When I picked it up with my gloves, it started wrapping around my arm, and I was like, ‘Oohhh, that’s a strong snake.'”
Road rage off and on the road
How to get a-head in life: crash into a pick-up truck. *rimshot*