Congress once again wisely uses our time and tax dollars on the issue most affecting our daily lives: keeping gays and lesbians from getting hitched.
So long as nobody is getting social security in thirty years, can afford gas for a family sedan, or will survive the next hurricane to hit a metropolitan area, I congratulate the GOP for keeping their finger on the pulse of America.
The media’s right on top of it too: almost 1000 articles!
I bet that the pilot‘s true initials are S, L, and J. And I bet that he talks LIKE THIS BECAUSE THAT’S ALWAYS HOW HE TALKS! HAVEN’T YOU EVER SEEN HIS MOVIES??!!
A memorial will be held for that gallant duck over at “Richeleu’s Bucket O’ Chicken Shack”.
Oh yes…ahem: AFLAC!
If this is anything like “War of the Worlds”, then I refuse to serve our alien warlords(though I’ll gladly give them Tom Cruise); however, if they’re more of a “Beach Babes from Beyond” type, then I’ll eagerly serve them.
The world desperately needs more Don Swayze.
Anger issues, lives at home with mother, and is a Taylor Hicks fan: ladies, get this primo catch now while you can!
Trying to keep American citizens away from playgrounds.
There’s a good chance that the Ark of the Covenant could be found in there. Or a million year old monster out to destroy the human race. Or the greatest treasure that mankind will ever bear witness to. You know…whichever floats your boat.
With entertainment like this on TV tomorrow night. The blog will be live tomorrow night at 8 p.m.
You are correct. Chugs Taylor has gone mad with the posts this past week. Carry on.
Leave it to the same country that wants to bring back smell-o-vision into theaters.