Sure, he can ride a horse, but can he slaughter his enemies, feast on their remains, rape and ravage their women, pillage their tribes, and still get married at the age of 12?
It is my extreme pleasure to present the Headline of the Day.
My greatest fear remains explosive illness while stuck in traffic.
They’re no longer the worst in the country. Rhode Islanders are, but that’s because they mostly walk everywhere.
Fun fact: 18 million drivers might be unsafe to drive.
From all of us here at SG, happy 6/6/06. The blog encourages you to go out and bathe in goat’s blood. Cheers!
Congress once again wisely uses our time and tax dollars on the issue most affecting our daily lives: keeping gays and lesbians from getting hitched.
So long as nobody is getting social security in thirty years, can afford gas for a family sedan, or will survive the next hurricane to hit a metropolitan area, I congratulate the GOP for keeping their finger on the pulse of America.
The media’s right on top of it too: almost 1000 articles!
I bet that the pilot‘s true initials are S, L, and J. And I bet that he talks LIKE THIS BECAUSE THAT’S ALWAYS HOW HE TALKS! HAVEN’T YOU EVER SEEN HIS MOVIES??!!
A memorial will be held for that gallant duck over at “Richeleu’s Bucket O’ Chicken Shack”.
Oh yes…ahem: AFLAC!
Anger issues, lives at home with mother, and is a Taylor Hicks fan: ladies, get this primo catch now while you can!