Though not quite as good as a nuclear submarine, it‘ll do, nonetheless.
Ever wanted to be something infinitely better than what you are? Some French cab drivers have all the luck.
I’m positive I saw this on Reno 911! a while back.
Cue up some ragtime music during this event and I would’ve been like a pig in mud.
You’ve got plenty of years ahead of you before you need to worry about brain damage.
It’s also today’s Headline of the Day At This Point.
Thank God someone said it.
Apparently it’s not only Tom Cruise’s sanity that’s taken a hit.
I have the greatest desire ever to go out and purchase a dune buggy now.