America obsesses over gay marriage … again

Congress once again wisely uses our time and tax dollars on the issue most affecting our daily lives: keeping gays and lesbians from getting hitched.

So long as nobody is getting social security in thirty years, can afford gas for a family sedan, or will survive the next hurricane to hit a metropolitan area, I congratulate the GOP for keeping their finger on the pulse of America.

The media’s right on top of it too: almost 1000 articles!