Trying to keep American citizens away from playgrounds.
They opened the Thousand Year Door!
There’s a good chance that the Ark of the Covenant could be found in there. Or a million year old monster out to destroy the human race. Or the greatest treasure that mankind will ever bear witness to. You know…whichever floats your boat.
Gaps in the programming
With entertainment like this on TV tomorrow night. The blog will be live tomorrow night at 8 p.m.
Just kidding.
Note to SGites
You are correct. Chugs Taylor has gone mad with the posts this past week. Carry on.
Mona Lisa smiles, codes … and speaks?
Leave it to the same country that wants to bring back smell-o-vision into theaters.
Ultimate baseball player born in China
Personally, I say let the kid keep the arm and be three kinds of awesome. Also, I’m sure that there’s a penis joke to be made somewhere…
Paratroopers with an upward twist
There’s nothing quite like being a real life G.I. Joe, minus the plastic body and rubber band holding your torso connected to your waist.
Geriatric gonorrhea victims
I am both repulsed and amused by this story at the same time. Moral of the story? Lay off of the Viagra, octogenerians.
A small pause
We at SeriouslyGuys would like to take a moment to give a “Happy Birthday” to team member Bryan McBournie. Simply put, he’s a wonderful whore who’s now one year older.
Jailhouse Rock-2006 Edition
One can only wonder what the song was about.