If someone tries to have an intervention with you, don’t let them.
The proof is in the primordial pudding
Here’s an ethical problem for you: you just had literal wild monkey sex with Cindy Sue, the poop flinging ape slut of the jungle. Thanks to your tryst, you now have gonorrheape.
Reminder for the SGites
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Oh, and for those of you who don’t know what an SGite is, it’s you the reader.
In keeping with the day’s animal theme
Obesity in America: like bird flu, this epidemic affects both humans and animals.
I want to know what the horse was fighting
Cue up some Benny Hill music during this raid and I bet even cockfights could win on America’s Funniest Home Videos.
Second Best Headline of the Day At This Point
In a world where half of the links that we have on the side of our page are inaccessible for me at my workplace, offices where porn is downloaded at work simply amaze me.
Canada-I salute you.
Headline of the Day At This Point
Zoos are fun for children, though this blog thinks the story has quite a bit of detail for such a quick event.
50 new senses added to the human body
This explains exactly why Tom Cruise was bouncing around like he had super speed. It appears that Xenu is all about suppressing our innate ability to have super powers.
Does it deal with astronomy, religion or art?
Or is it the newest/oldest practical joke by those ca-raaaazy Amazonians? I look forward to the day when highways are uncovered and debated about as “archeological finds of the century”.
Mister Ed has been topped
Though not quite as good as a nuclear submarine, it‘ll do, nonetheless.