The moral of the story? Dial down the center with 1-800-CAL-LATT instead of using collect.
Guns in our schools
Or rather, just the shells.
Food fight!
Must. Keep. Mind. Clean.
Somebody liked to play too many games …
Thank God that the slogan for Xbox Live isn’t the same one that Nintendo uses for the Nintendo DS. Pedophilia via MySpace is so pasé. In other news, crazy attorney Jack Thompson was heard trying to link this event to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Penny Arcade could be heard saying “Yeah, we predict EVERYTHING!”
Terror threat to 2008 Beijing Olympics
Luckily, this problem will solve itself when the torch is lit.
Analysis: leg room is better than Hooters Girls
Not even double the amount of flotation devices could save the airline.
Today’s Italian cooking tip
One would think their diapers would work just as well.
Best &%$ing Headline of the Day At This Point
This blog can’t even read such symbols.
Best Headline of the Day At This Point
It’s the new British sensation!
Send more humane rat traps!
Is there anything that testicles can’t do for you?