Bacon that fights heart disease? That should be good news for these guys.
See the world, smell the fire on Deck 3
Aside from battling viruses and the usual sea sickness, a cruise ship is the way to go for a vacation. You get pampered, you get to drink in a bar they can’t kick you out of, you get to see the world, but the most important part of a cruise is the element of adventure. Where else can you fend off pirates and escape raging fires?
Where is your Xenu now??!!
There’s blood on your hands O.J. Simpson Robert Blake Tom Cruise!!!
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Best headline of the day at this point
It’s always fun to see dashes.
Yarrr! They be mutinous sea dawgs!
Oh jealousy, it appears that you can change your normal shade of green to red; but against your own democratically elected leader? For shame.
The antithesis of a sticky situation … sort of
Lubing up certain parts of the body for sexual activities is kinky. Lubing up just your face? For the purpose of robbing a bank? Just plain weird.
Comedy Central enters the Kulturkampf
The long war on Christmas Scientology continues.
Key quote: “‘Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!'”
Dead men infringe no copyrights
Honestly, rap guys: what will you do once you’ve sampled every song?
The new Neo-Nazi regime
It seems that Jon Dunleavy must have gotten steamed when a fellow Irishman asked to see his “shamrock.”
Even teachers know when it’s time to cheat
Remember when you were a kid and teachers told you that cheaters never win? Well, let’s just say you can’t spell “cheat” without the “t,” “e,” “a,” “c,” “h.”