MasterChugs Theater: ‘Halloween’

Halloween set the formula for almost every slasher movie that followed it, from Friday the 13th to A Nightmare on Elm Street to I Know What You Did Last Summer. On that last particular note, I’m not sure whether to praise it or condemn it, but regardless; it’s still the best of the bunch. Shot … Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Halloween’

The Guys’ War on Christmas: declassified

As a somewhat liberal-leaning web site, it’s probably time for SeriouslyGuys to come clean: we’re absolutely at war with Christmas. We tried to keep it under wraps, CIA-style, but, that’s now impossible because of our new amazingly strong president and his very productive tweets. So, yes, Virginia, the War on Christmas is real, and The … Continue reading The Guys’ War on Christmas: declassified

Seems like Santa gets arrested earlier every year

We’re barely a week after Halloween, but Santa Claus is out making appearances — and having inevitable run-ins with the law — once more. This year, old Chris Kringle is starting off the retail Christmas season with drug charges. Police in South Hackensack, New Jersey say that Santa, going under the alias Charles Smith, 66, … Continue reading Seems like Santa gets arrested earlier every year

PSA: 262 pieces of candy will kill you

It’s Halloween, which means it’s nearly time to put up your Veterans’ Day decorations. But before we get to that fun, there is still the tradition of harassing neighbors into giving you candy, better known as trick-or-treating. This year, The Guys want to make sure that you don’t kill yourself with candy. So how much … Continue reading PSA: 262 pieces of candy will kill you