We’re getting word that today is Halloween, better known as Day 1 of the Christmas shopping season, according to retailers. To help celebrate we’re putting a temporary pause on our zombie watch, since so many will be out this evening. But the truce ends in the morning. Heading out to a Halloween party? Try not … Continue reading Happy Halloween from SG
A fairy? A princess? A swan? A pimp? How about a naked jogger with a pumpkin for a head? (WARNING-Picture in article is probably Not Safe For Work)
Clearly, it’s a bad case of fundamentalists poisoning the town vodka supply. As such, this blog recommends that the Russians drink more. A lot more.
Halloween set the formula for almost every slasher movie that followed it, from Friday the 13th to A Nightmare on Elm Street to I Know What You Did Last Summer. On that last particular note, I’m not sure whether to praise it or condemn it, but regardless; it’s still the best of the bunch. Shot … Continue reading MasterChugs Theater: ‘Halloween’
It’s the War on Christmas season, as all good secular warriors know. Typically, the news of the war is all about the latest imagined assaults on the holiday that we start celebrating the day after Halloween, and how it’s going to ruin civilization as we know it. But now, Christmas is on the attack. In … Continue reading Christmas fights back
As a somewhat liberal-leaning web site, it’s probably time for SeriouslyGuys to come clean: we’re absolutely at war with Christmas. We tried to keep it under wraps, CIA-style, but, that’s now impossible because of our new amazingly strong president and his very productive tweets. So, yes, Virginia, the War on Christmas is real, and The … Continue reading The Guys’ War on Christmas: declassified
We need to make movies about other holidays. We only make ones about Halloween and Christmas, and that’s probably why people like them so much. We force feed ourselves images of why these days are special and that’s all we focus on. I want us to make some movies about the magic of Thanksgiving, where … Continue reading You Missed It: Off the air edition
We’re barely a week after Halloween, but Santa Claus is out making appearances — and having inevitable run-ins with the law — once more. This year, old Chris Kringle is starting off the retail Christmas season with drug charges. Police in South Hackensack, New Jersey say that Santa, going under the alias Charles Smith, 66, … Continue reading Seems like Santa gets arrested earlier every year
It’s Halloween, which means it’s nearly time to put up your Veterans’ Day decorations. But before we get to that fun, there is still the tradition of harassing neighbors into giving you candy, better known as trick-or-treating. This year, The Guys want to make sure that you don’t kill yourself with candy. So how much … Continue reading PSA: 262 pieces of candy will kill you
It’s always fun to read about a truck hauling food, beer or livestock spills, and the road is littered with the cargo. But this one is different, there’s a shocking twist that you won’t see coming if you didn’t read the headline. In Wisconsin, a whole lot of red Skittles fell out of the back … Continue reading Why are cows eating all our Skittles?
