In the War on Animals, we’re not above celebrating when animal factions fight against each other. Heck, we wish they would all just wipe themselves out and save us the effort.
However, we don’t need certain wars getting out of hand.
Take, for instance, the centuries-long Dog-Cat War: we’ve supplied the dogs in their effort because they’re easier to boss around. When they finally defeat cats, we’ll just tell them to stop breathing in a stern voice.
But cats have unleashed (heh) a terrible new weapon on dogs: the mountain lion.
This is a slippery slope, cats. You just brought a lion to a catfight.