Pardon me, admiral, but the lady was next for the piss pot

We think of yacht clubs as exclusive and pretentious. They are filled with older white people with enough money to own a yacht, but not enough to come up with better ways of making themselves feel important. Yet they still have class. In Ohio, that’s simply not true.

OK, well the classy part isn’t true, the rest of it is dead-on. A yacht club meeting outside of Cleveland (a city known for its timeless class) erupted into a massive fight involving seven people. Countless captain’s hats were trampled upon, and there’s a good chance that some monocles were even broken.

The reason for the fisticuffs: a portable toilet.