Paul Hogan is oddly nowhere to be seen

Remember a few days ago when I mentioned how two alligators were made victims of their own devilish ambition by unknown heroes?

Well, the battle against crocodilians continues, but this time, with quite the victory from our forces!

A giant crocodile (and when the number 21 is dropped in relation to feet, we mean GIANT) patrolling around the waters of Manila in the Philippines, most probably guilty of having caused a fisherman to go missing in July, was captured through the ingenuity of a mayor and his loyal constituents.

“We were nervous but it’s our duty to deal with a threat to the villagers,” [Mayor Edwin Cox] Elorde told The Associated Press by telephone.

The plan is to now turn the reptile into an attraction at an ecotourism park, thus turning what could’ve been a bane into a boon. It also helps that by keeping the creature alive, we now have a massively visible symbolic victory. We at SG applaud you all.