Perpendicular to Vioxx Avenue

Surprisingly enough, not everyone loves Viagra: the Dutch town of Breda recently renamed a street after some dirty-minded residents complained that its name bore a more than passing resemblance to the name of the famed anti-impotence drug. St. Fiacrius Court sounds just fine to this blogger, but apparently some folks would prefer to live on Hofhage. Personally, that sounds even dirtier, though only because neither street really sounds like anything, to tell the truth. Maybe I’m missing a vowel that I need to properly pronounce? Someone help me out here.