It’s a bad idea to live next to your ex-wife, but this site is all about bad ideas.
In Rhode Island, a woman has trained her pet cockatoo to call her ex-husband’s new girlfriend a “whore.” Kathleen Melker said in court documents that Willy the cockatoo, who lives next door with the ex-wife, repeatedly called her the W word while she was within earshot.
In other news, The Guys are available to teach your bird to talk.