Phone home, my disciple

We all know that there are people out there who find the face of Jesus or Mary in trees, toast and anything else that can make a random shape and is commonly found around the world. We’re not here to tell those people that they are crazy and should be stoned to death in accordance with the Bible, that’s their neighbors job. No, we’re not here to judge, Stephen Spielberg told us so.

Recently, a man in the U.K. was gathering some firewood, because apparently they don’t have the same March we’re having, and he found something, well, out of this world. (Sorry!) He found the image of our savior E.T. in a piece of a log. Of course, it is now being called E. Tree. Given that the U.K. recognizes Jedi as a religion, it’s only a matter of time before this is considered a relic.