Between Cheerios claiming on the box that it cures heart disease and people claiming they’re under attack by President Obama, we’re starting to wonder when cereal became more than a container for free decoder rings.
Seriously? We’re worried about Cheerios?
What about Lucky Charms’ uncontested claim that they’re a magical part of a complete nutritious breakfast?
Or how about Frosted Flakes’ criminal lack of warning that too much of it before soccer results in on-field vomiting?
What? Just sayin’.