This is Patricia Krentcil.
She allegedly decided to take her 5 year old daughter into a tanning booth. This resulted in two obvious actions: the child potentially suffering burns and the police arresting Patricia.
Today’s lesson is this: Old, orange and leathery is no way to go through life.
Oompah-loompah doopity doo,
Tanning too much is not good for you.
Do it too much and you’ll look like the
Oompah-loompahs doopity do!