Porting: The least-efficient way to drink

Perhaps you’ve heard about “milking,” the latest Internet video trend. People record dumping an entire gallon of milk on themselves. Hilarious! But now, there’s a counter-trend: porting.

Students at Durham University in England, who apparently have money to burn on white dress shirts and fancy wine, have been posting videos of online pouring entire bottles of port wine on themselves in public.

Back in our day, that was considered a party foul.