There are certain sentences that, when uttered, assure the world that you have no hope of ever winning your election:
- “I don’t have to tell anyone where I buried her.”
- “Is it just me, or are Laotians kind of smarmy?”
- “YEEEAAAAAAARGH!”
- “I’m not a witch.”
Delaware Republican Senate candidate and late night television darling, Christine O’Donnell released a new ad, saying that she is–in fact–“not a witch.” She went on to claim that she is you.
Yes, you. Unless you’re a witch. Then she isn’t you.
… Or is she? Don’t look in the mirror!