R. Kelly is somehow involved in this …

Grace and elegance aren’t two words normally associated with Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, and yet, he’s the face of Cîroc French vodka, the already controversial spirit made from grapes that set the world on its ear about what is the definition of vodka. With this public statement from Diddy,

“If you are not drinking Cîroc vodka, then you are drinking pee pee,”

Cîroc’s image isn’t exactly that of refined adulthood. And yes, those were his exact words.

Martin Silver, chief executive officer of Star Industries (which owns Georgi vodka), did what any competing owner would do-he filled a toilet bowl with bottles of Cîroc vodka and tried to deliver it to Diddy’s Manhattan office.

The public stunt started in Times Square, but when the toilet bowl got too heavy for the business-suited man carrying it, a cab was beckoned. Once at the front of the building, Diddy’s security guards met them at the curb and would not allow them in the front door. Silver asked for an apology for the urinary comment; however, all he got was a roll of toilet paper thrown from a window above.

Don’t worry Diddy-SeriouslyGuys will never forget you.