Refraining from puns on this one

At some point we’ve all wondered, “If I go to jail, how much could I stash in my butt to make my stay or breakout a bit easier?” (No? Just me?)

A new inmate in Washington state may have set a new record, if they keep records for that sort of thing, that is. Police found he stashed a lighter, rolling papers, tobacco, tattoo ink, needles, a “smoking pipe” and some pot. The man was only going to jail for three days on a misdemeanor, but apparently he wanted to enjoy his stay. Now he’s up on new charges.

[Thanks, A+A]