Remember to pick up the package

We’re definitely throwing the sexual innuendo and euphemisms in that title, people.

It’s cold outside. Really cold, in my case. While yes, it is the holiday season, more often than not, this can stress people out like you wouldn’t believe. But that’s okay, because some people are here to help us out, like David Goodman. A postal worker in Wisconsin, Goodman noticed that one stop on his route, a law firm, in particular, one select employee, was more stressed out than to be expected. Being a nice guy, he decided to spruce up their work day and give them a cheer-by delivering their mail sans clothing. What’s wrong with that, right?

Oy. Tons. Did you neglect the “law firm” part of the story? Another thing to consider-said employee that would greet him and was the target of the humor is a 21 year old female employee. Goodman was later arrested at the post office for lewd behavior.

Here’s a hint, old man: nudity in Wisconsin during December is not funny, it’s just unappealing.